The most funniest situation in student's life: . When we have no idea what to write in paper and supervisor comes and say "wind up your papers" ________________________________________________________________________________________________
Teacher: Change this sentence into Future Tense, "I killed a person" . Student: The Future tense is "You will go to a jail" _________________________________________________________________________________________________
Three reasons to give Exams . 1- You can spend 3 hours in self-medication 2- You can complete your sleep 3- You can see your teacher being bore who normally bores you _________________________________________________________________________________________________ 1
student ne MBA ka form bharty howe 'Watchman' se pocha: Janab ye university kaisi hai? . Watchman: Boht achi university hai, Mai ne bhi yahan se MBA kia hai. _________________________________________________________________________________________________
An interesting statement written above wall-clock in Examination Hall . "Time will pass, But will you…….??" "The life is so short even to complete your sleep, I wonder how people find to study" . (William kaamchor ) _________________________________________________________________________________________________
Father to son: How did you write your exam? . Son: They had asked questions which I didn't know, so I wrote answer which they will not know _________________________________________________________________________________________________
Teacher: JAWANI owr BURHAPAY mai kia farq hota hai? . Student: JAWANI mai mobile mai HASEENO ke numbers hotay hai, owr BURHAPAY mai HAKEEMO ke _________________________________________________________________________________________________
"Thousands of words of a teacher don't hurt but silence of a friend in examination hall brings tears into eyes" . (William Cheater) _________________________________________________________________________________________________
Miss: Aaj tum late kion aye ho? School 7 baje shuru hota hay, itni dair kion ki? . Kid: Miss ap mairi itni fikar mat kia karain, log shak karty hain
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