Saturday, 13 December 2014
Devil May Cry (2013) Pc Game – Repack
General Information:
Release date: January 25, 2013 | Genre: Action / 3-d Person | Developer: Ninja Theory | Published by: Capcom | Platform: PC | Publication Type: License [Steam-Rip] | Language: English / Russian | Sound: English / Russian | Tablet: Reloaded | Total Size: 6495MB
Description:
As a retelling stories of personality Dante translation into contemporary reality, DmC Devil May Cry ™ a preserved setting, flexible combat and self-assured protagonist that have been defining features of the cult game series, and brings bit of darkness and cruelty. Dante in DmC – boy, does not recognize the authority of someone else, and society as a whole. Dante knows he is not a man, but not of the evil spirits that tormented him throughout his life. Sandwiched between the worlds, he feels like an outcast. Thanks to his twin brother Vergil, the leader of the opposition group “The Order”, Dante knows it means to be an offspring demon and an angel. This split personality affects the game mechanics, giving Dante the opportunity to use skills of both parties at any time, on the fly reincarnated blade Rebel, which changes as the battle and movement. As collaborators in DmC Capcom chose British studio Ninja Theory, is known for creating action with compelling characters and plot in conjunction with a high quality of material. Ninja Theory connection professionalism and unrivaled experience in the creation of Capcom oriented melee games provide a new game traditions of fidelity to sell over 11 million copies and beloved fans of the series Devil May Cry, and will bring it to a new level of cinematic.
As a retelling stories of personality Dante translation into contemporary reality, DmC Devil May Cry ™ a preserved setting, flexible combat and self-assured protagonist that have been defining features of the cult game series, and brings bit of darkness and cruelty. Dante in DmC – boy, does not recognize the authority of someone else, and society as a whole. Dante knows he is not a man, but not of the evil spirits that tormented him throughout his life. Sandwiched between the worlds, he feels like an outcast. Thanks to his twin brother Vergil, the leader of the opposition group “The Order”, Dante knows it means to be an offspring demon and an angel. This split personality affects the game mechanics, giving Dante the opportunity to use skills of both parties at any time, on the fly reincarnated blade Rebel, which changes as the battle and movement. As collaborators in DmC Capcom chose British studio Ninja Theory, is known for creating action with compelling characters and plot in conjunction with a high quality of material. Ninja Theory connection professionalism and unrivaled experience in the creation of Capcom oriented melee games provide a new game traditions of fidelity to sell over 11 million copies and beloved fans of the series Devil May Cry, and will bring it to a new level of cinematic.
Minimum System requirements:
Operating system: Windows ® XP / Windows ® Vista / Windows ® 7 / Windows ® 8
Processor: Intel ® Core ™ 2 Duo processor with a clock speed of 2.4 GHz or better, AMD Athlon ™ X2 processor with a clock speed of 2.8 GHz or better
RAM: 2 GB
Video Card: NVIDIA ® GeForce ® 8800GTS or better, ATI Radeon ™ HD 3850 or better
Free space on hard disk: 8 GB
Operating system: Windows ® XP / Windows ® Vista / Windows ® 7 / Windows ® 8
Processor: Intel ® Core ™ 2 Duo processor with a clock speed of 2.4 GHz or better, AMD Athlon ™ X2 processor with a clock speed of 2.8 GHz or better
RAM: 2 GB
Video Card: NVIDIA ® GeForce ® 8800GTS or better, ATI Radeon ™ HD 3850 or better
Free space on hard disk: 8 GB
WARNING: We don’t provide any tech support if game doesn’t work don’t ask us for help. You’ll have to fix problem on your own, download at your own risk. You system might have any problem old drivers graphics card etc. We don’t know about that. game runs fine according to releasers we’re just reuploading it on fast servers.
||Download File Via Torrent||
Click Here To Get File
||Download Via Resumable Rar Parts Size: 990MB||
Nowdown | Direct | Click | Filevice | Jumbo | Fcloud
Password:worldfree4u.com
Click Here To Get File
Nowdown | Direct | Click | Filevice | Jumbo | Fcloud
Lara Croft and the Temple of Osiris (2014) Pc Game – Repack
GENERAL INFORMATION:
Genre: rcade (Platform) / 3D / Isometric | Developer: Crystal Dynamics | Publisher: Square Enix | Publisher in Russia: Buka | Publication Type: RePack | Version: 1.0 Build 238 | Language: Russian / English | Sound: English | Tablet : enclosing (CODEX) | Total Size: 2313MB
DESCRIPTION:
Continued isometric adventure famous Tomb Raider! This time Lara Croft went to Egypt to find the Staff of Osiris and defeat the ancient god Seth. Our heroine will help archaeologist Carter Bell, as well as Chorus and Isis – a son and wife of Osiris.
Only united, characters will be able to go through the sands and ancient tombs, face-to-face with the mythical monsters and prevent Seth enslave humanity!
Continued isometric adventure famous Tomb Raider! This time Lara Croft went to Egypt to find the Staff of Osiris and defeat the ancient god Seth. Our heroine will help archaeologist Carter Bell, as well as Chorus and Isis – a son and wife of Osiris.
Only united, characters will be able to go through the sands and ancient tombs, face-to-face with the mythical monsters and prevent Seth enslave humanity!
MINIMUM SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS:
Operating system: Windows 7/8 / 8.1
Processor: Dual Core CPU @ 2 GHz
RAM: 4 GB
Hard disk space: 2.7 GB
DirectX: 11
Video: AMD Radeon HD 6000 / NVidia GeForce 500
Note: after selecting English then install a window opens saying.
welcome to the setup wizard1
this will install Lara Croft and the temple of Osiris (it run off the window screen) your computer.
It is recommended that you close all other application (runs off the screen again) before continuing And there are no other buttons visible.
Press install hen you will next button.
welcome to the setup wizard1
this will install Lara Croft and the temple of Osiris (it run off the window screen) your computer.
It is recommended that you close all other application (runs off the screen again) before continuing And there are no other buttons visible.
Press install hen you will next button.
WARNING: We don’t provide any tech support if game doesn’t work don’t ask us for help. You’ll have to fix problem on your own, download at your own risk. You system might have any problem old drivers graphics card etc. We don’t know about that. game runs fine according to releasers we’re just reuploading it on fast servers.
||Download File Via Torrent||
Click Here To Get File
||Download Via Resumable Rar Parts Size: 900MB||
Nowdown | Direct | Click | Filevice | Jumbo | Fcloud
Password:UUMasti.blogspot.com
Click Here To Get File
Nowdown | Direct | Click | Filevice | Jumbo | Fcloud
Thursday, 11 December 2014
Wednesday, 10 December 2014
Monday, 8 December 2014
Sunday, 7 December 2014
Computer Tricks New 2015
COMPUTER TRICKS ARE AVAILABLE HERE
.
How to Copy Text from Images
.
How to Copy Text from Images
If you want information in the form of text from scanned copies or images, then you write the text by typing or use OCR software. OCR (optical Character recognition) software is used to extract text from images. It will recognize the handwritten, printed or typewritten text and reproduce them into editable word or txt format. They are not 100% accurate and the converted document still needs some editing. But it is better to use OCR software and do some editing rather to type the whole Document.
How to Copy Text from Images
If you have Microsoft office in your computer then you won’t require any other software. You can use Microsoft Office OneNote to copy text from image. In this article I have given the tricks on how to copy text from images using Microsoft office.
Install MS-Office on your system.
Startà All Programsà Microsoft Officeà Microsoft Office OneNote.
Copy and paste the image into MS-OneNote window which you want copy the text.
Right Click on the image and select ‘Copy Text from Picture option’.
Open a new Notepad or MS-Office word and paste the content.
Now you have the whole text in editable format. Then you can edit or format it for accuracy..!
.
.
.
Solution to Remove Autorun.inf Virus
Step 1: First Disable CD/DVD or USB Autorun in windows
Follow the below steps and ensure your system safety:
Click start à Run and type GPEDIT.MSC – this opens Group Policy editor window.
On the left side à expand Computer Configuration à Administrative Templates à System.
Locate the entry for turn auto play off on the right side.
Double click it and select ‘Enabled’.
Step 2: Open Winrar.exe (Start à All Programs à WinRar à WinRar.exe)
Step 3: Now browse to any drive that is infected with Autorun.inf virus using winrar explorer.
Step 4: Here you will see all the hidden files under winrar for that particular drive.
Step 5: Look for the file Autorun.inf and open it using notepad.
Step 6: In that Autorun file, some .EXE file will be mentioned that will be executed along with the autorun file. This exe file is the main culprit.
Step 7: Note the exe file mentioned in the Autorun.inf file. Close this Autorun.inf file.
Step 8: Now look for that .Exe file in the drive (Ex: c:/), Delete that .exe file along with Autorun.inf
Step 9: Restart your Operating System. Now your system is free with Autorun.inf Virus.
Note: Repeat the same process if your Usb or Pendrives are infected with Autorun.inf virus..!
.
.
.
HOW TO ACCESS A BLOCKED WEBSITE
Many schools and colleges do not allow their students to use some social networking sites and other sites like facebook, twitter and youtube. Here I have given some tricks on how to access blocked internet sites. Enjoy…
How to access blocked websites
Steps to access blocked websites:
Step 1: Use https:// instead of http://
Ex:- Use https://www.facebook.com instead of http://www.facebook.com
Step 2: Use Internet Based Proxy Servers instead of Google Chrome and Mozilla Firebox
HideMyAss.com
ByPassthat.com
Kproxy.com
Step 3: Use IP address instead of Domain Names
Ex:- Use 31.13.79.23(IP address) instead of www.facebook.com
By using this three methods you can access blocked internet websites.
How to find Websites IP
Go to Run
Then Type ping ‘space’ website Name (Ex:- Ping www.facebook.com)
The Command Ping www.facebook.com Shows
Pinging www.l.google.com [31.13.79.23] with 32 bytes of data:
Reply from 31.13.79.23: bytes=32 time=294ms TTL=55
Reply from 31.13.79.23: bytes=32 time=295ms TTL=55
Reply from 31.13.79.23: bytes=32 time=272ms TTL=55
Reply from 31.13.79.23: bytes=32 time=291ms TTL=55By
Using the above command you can find IP address for any website..!
Add Your Picture / Any Picture To My Computer Properties
1. Open Notepad
2. Type The Following: (Or Just Copy Paste)
[General]
Manufacturer="Your_Name
3. Save As "Oeminfo.ini" In The System32 Folder. (Without Quote)
4. Create A Bmp File(Your Photo) and Save it The System32 Folder As "Oemlogo.Bmp" (Without Quote) The Size Of The Image Should Be Within 180 (Wide) x120 (High) Pixels
5. Now Check your My Computer Properties.
Keyboard Ki Lights Kay Sath Play Karein
Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "{CAPSLOCK}"
wshshell.sendkeys "{NUMLOCK}"
wshshell.sendkeys "{SCROLLLOCK}"
loop
Oper Jo Code Diya Hain Osey Notepad Mein Copy Karo Aur .VBS Mein Extension Mein Save Kar Lo For example Disco.Vbs Aur Apni Disco.Vbs File Ko Open Kar K Apne Keyboard Ki Taraf Dekhein Us Disco Ko Bund Karne Kay Liye Taskmanager (Ctrl.Alt.Delete) Dabaiye Aur Process Mein Se Wscript.exe Ko End Process Kar Dein.!
Shutdown Your Computer Through Your Mobile
Using this method, a user can shutdown, restart, hibernate, etc. his or her computer, just by sending an email from his or her phone. To do this, all you will need is Microsoft Outlook which should come with Microsoft Office, which most people have. This will need to be on the computer wish you wish to shutdown. So, this is how you do this:
1. First, you need the batch files to perform the Shutdown, Hibernate etc. You can write them down yourselves
2. open your note pad and write lik this... Quote: c:\windows \system32\shutdown -s -f -t 00 and save it as shutdown.bat
3. Open up Microsoft Outlook. Make sure that you have already configured it for your email.Now we will need to make it so that Outlook checks your inbox about every minute (1 minute for testing time can be increased if a delayed shutdown is desired). You can do this by going to Tools: Options.
4. Then click the Mail Setup tab, and afterwards, the Send/Receive button.
5. Make sure that the Schedule an automatic send/ receive every... box is checked, and set the number of minutes to 1. Now you may close all of these dialog boxes.
6. Now go to Tools: Rules and Alerts... Next click the options button in the upper right hand corner and press the Import Rules button.
7. Now select the shutdown.bat file ...whi u hv created ...
8. Now, when you send a message from your phone to your e-mail address with the subject shutdown or smsshutdown%%, your computer will shutdown. Tip: Use of any of the Isolated or dead E-mail address or any e-mail will shutdown your computer. I hope you like it.
Enjoy.......!
Getting An Admin Account On XP
If you have a standard account on XP and you want an admin account then try this. This will let you change the admin account's password. Instructions:
1. Open "CMD" (START > RUN > CMD)
2. Type "Net User" and it will come up with all the account on the computer.
3. Find the admin account name and type "NET USER ACCOUNT_NAME_HERE *"
4. It will let you enter a new password (you won't see the password when you enter it).
Or you can just hit enter twice if you don't want any password.
How To Block Any Website Without Any Software
.
Most of peoples use different softwares for blocking webs which also decrease computer.
One of the basic step to increase your computer speed is that do not install so much softwares in your computer because it will increase your running applications and also decrease your space in your hard derive.
So i always try to share those tips and tricks which does not need to install
any software.
there are many software in market which are used to
block some sites but i am sharing a tips here. Use this tips to block your webs sites.
Follow these steps.
1. Goto start and then goto run
2. Then write there "C:\windows\system32\drivers\etc" without inverted commas you can also go there by opening My Computer then C drive> windows> system32> drivers> etc
3. In this folder you can see a
file with name "Host"
4. Open notepad and drop this file in it or open this file in notepad
5. Go down in this file you will see "127.0.0.1" local host or you may find this by pressing ctrl+f
6. Now do the final step just add the web site you want to block blow the 127.0.0.1
enjoy this trick and also tell your friends and also share it.!
Window Load Hone Se Pehle Koi Message Show Kerwai
Window Load Hone Se Pehle Koi Message Show kerwane kay Liye Iss Address Per Jaye!
START--RUN Ab Run Mein Ye Likhen REGEDIT Aur Ok kar Dain Ab Iss Address Per Jaye
HKEY LOCAL MACHINE--SOFTWARE--MICROSOFT--WINDOW--NT--CURRENT VERSION--WINLOGON
Ab Right Side Wale Khane Main Se LEGAL NOTICE CAPTION Per Double Click karain Aur Waha Per Koi Bhi Subject Type Karain Masal kay Tor Per Wahan Likhen WARNING Aur Ok kar Dain.
Us Kay Baad LEGAL NOTICE TEXT Per Double Click Karain Aur Wahan Apni Matloba Tahreer Likaen Aur Ok kar Dain.
Us Kay Baad PC Restart kar kay Daikhen kia Hota Hain.!
Save Your Data In A Picture
Sub Say Pehlay Ap Apna DATA Jis Ko Ap Tasveer Main Save Karna Chahte Hain Iss Ko Zip Main Save Karain Iss Kay Baad Ap My Computer Khol Kar Folder Option Main Say View Tab Main Jaye Aur Wahan Iss Option Ko "Hide extension For know File Type" Ko Uncheck Kar Dain Yani Iss Par Good Kay Nishan Ko Khatam Kar Dain.
Phir Ap Apni Iss Zip Ko Jis Main Ap Ne DATA Save Kiya Tha Iss Ko Rename Karen Aur Phir Jaha .Zip Likha Howa Han Waha Ap .JPG Likh Dain Aur Enter Press Kar Dain.
Lo Jee Apka Kaam Ho Giya Apka DATA Ab Tasveer Main Save HO Ga.
Aur Aik Baat Ap Ne Jis Jaga .JPG Likha Han Waha Ap .avi Bhi Likh Sakte Hain Iss Say Apka DATA Ab Video Main Save Ho Jaye Ga.!
Set Your Picture In Windows Media Player
.
Just Follow The STEPS Given
Below Copy Your Picture To A MP3
Folder
Change Its Name To
"Folder.jpg"
Open A MP3 In Windows Media
Player And Right-Click On Play Window
Select Album Art From The List
Done.!
.
How to Copy Text from Images
.
How to Copy Text from Images
If you want information in the form of text from scanned copies or images, then you write the text by typing or use OCR software. OCR (optical Character recognition) software is used to extract text from images. It will recognize the handwritten, printed or typewritten text and reproduce them into editable word or txt format. They are not 100% accurate and the converted document still needs some editing. But it is better to use OCR software and do some editing rather to type the whole Document.
How to Copy Text from Images
If you have Microsoft office in your computer then you won’t require any other software. You can use Microsoft Office OneNote to copy text from image. In this article I have given the tricks on how to copy text from images using Microsoft office.
Install MS-Office on your system.
Startà All Programsà Microsoft Officeà Microsoft Office OneNote.
Copy and paste the image into MS-OneNote window which you want copy the text.
Right Click on the image and select ‘Copy Text from Picture option’.
Open a new Notepad or MS-Office word and paste the content.
Now you have the whole text in editable format. Then you can edit or format it for accuracy..!
.
.
.
Solution to Remove Autorun.inf Virus
Step 1: First Disable CD/DVD or USB Autorun in windows
Follow the below steps and ensure your system safety:
Click start à Run and type GPEDIT.MSC – this opens Group Policy editor window.
On the left side à expand Computer Configuration à Administrative Templates à System.
Locate the entry for turn auto play off on the right side.
Double click it and select ‘Enabled’.
Step 2: Open Winrar.exe (Start à All Programs à WinRar à WinRar.exe)
Step 3: Now browse to any drive that is infected with Autorun.inf virus using winrar explorer.
Step 4: Here you will see all the hidden files under winrar for that particular drive.
Step 5: Look for the file Autorun.inf and open it using notepad.
Step 6: In that Autorun file, some .EXE file will be mentioned that will be executed along with the autorun file. This exe file is the main culprit.
Step 7: Note the exe file mentioned in the Autorun.inf file. Close this Autorun.inf file.
Step 8: Now look for that .Exe file in the drive (Ex: c:/), Delete that .exe file along with Autorun.inf
Step 9: Restart your Operating System. Now your system is free with Autorun.inf Virus.
Note: Repeat the same process if your Usb or Pendrives are infected with Autorun.inf virus..!
.
.
.
HOW TO ACCESS A BLOCKED WEBSITE
Many schools and colleges do not allow their students to use some social networking sites and other sites like facebook, twitter and youtube. Here I have given some tricks on how to access blocked internet sites. Enjoy…
How to access blocked websites
Steps to access blocked websites:
Step 1: Use https:// instead of http://
Ex:- Use https://www.facebook.com instead of http://www.facebook.com
Step 2: Use Internet Based Proxy Servers instead of Google Chrome and Mozilla Firebox
HideMyAss.com
ByPassthat.com
Kproxy.com
Step 3: Use IP address instead of Domain Names
Ex:- Use 31.13.79.23(IP address) instead of www.facebook.com
By using this three methods you can access blocked internet websites.
How to find Websites IP
Go to Run
Then Type ping ‘space’ website Name (Ex:- Ping www.facebook.com)
The Command Ping www.facebook.com Shows
Pinging www.l.google.com [31.13.79.23] with 32 bytes of data:
Reply from 31.13.79.23: bytes=32 time=294ms TTL=55
Reply from 31.13.79.23: bytes=32 time=295ms TTL=55
Reply from 31.13.79.23: bytes=32 time=272ms TTL=55
Reply from 31.13.79.23: bytes=32 time=291ms TTL=55By
Using the above command you can find IP address for any website..!
Add Your Picture / Any Picture To My Computer Properties
1. Open Notepad
2. Type The Following: (Or Just Copy Paste)
[General]
Manufacturer="Your_Name
3. Save As "Oeminfo.ini" In The System32 Folder. (Without Quote)
4. Create A Bmp File(Your Photo) and Save it The System32 Folder As "Oemlogo.Bmp" (Without Quote) The Size Of The Image Should Be Within 180 (Wide) x120 (High) Pixels
5. Now Check your My Computer Properties.
Keyboard Ki Lights Kay Sath Play Karein
Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "{CAPSLOCK}"
wshshell.sendkeys "{NUMLOCK}"
wshshell.sendkeys "{SCROLLLOCK}"
loop
Oper Jo Code Diya Hain Osey Notepad Mein Copy Karo Aur .VBS Mein Extension Mein Save Kar Lo For example Disco.Vbs Aur Apni Disco.Vbs File Ko Open Kar K Apne Keyboard Ki Taraf Dekhein Us Disco Ko Bund Karne Kay Liye Taskmanager (Ctrl.Alt.Delete) Dabaiye Aur Process Mein Se Wscript.exe Ko End Process Kar Dein.!
Shutdown Your Computer Through Your Mobile
Using this method, a user can shutdown, restart, hibernate, etc. his or her computer, just by sending an email from his or her phone. To do this, all you will need is Microsoft Outlook which should come with Microsoft Office, which most people have. This will need to be on the computer wish you wish to shutdown. So, this is how you do this:
1. First, you need the batch files to perform the Shutdown, Hibernate etc. You can write them down yourselves
2. open your note pad and write lik this... Quote: c:\windows \system32\shutdown -s -f -t 00 and save it as shutdown.bat
3. Open up Microsoft Outlook. Make sure that you have already configured it for your email.Now we will need to make it so that Outlook checks your inbox about every minute (1 minute for testing time can be increased if a delayed shutdown is desired). You can do this by going to Tools: Options.
4. Then click the Mail Setup tab, and afterwards, the Send/Receive button.
5. Make sure that the Schedule an automatic send/ receive every... box is checked, and set the number of minutes to 1. Now you may close all of these dialog boxes.
6. Now go to Tools: Rules and Alerts... Next click the options button in the upper right hand corner and press the Import Rules button.
7. Now select the shutdown.bat file ...whi u hv created ...
8. Now, when you send a message from your phone to your e-mail address with the subject shutdown or smsshutdown%%, your computer will shutdown. Tip: Use of any of the Isolated or dead E-mail address or any e-mail will shutdown your computer. I hope you like it.
Enjoy.......!
Getting An Admin Account On XP
If you have a standard account on XP and you want an admin account then try this. This will let you change the admin account's password. Instructions:
1. Open "CMD" (START > RUN > CMD)
2. Type "Net User" and it will come up with all the account on the computer.
3. Find the admin account name and type "NET USER ACCOUNT_NAME_HERE *"
4. It will let you enter a new password (you won't see the password when you enter it).
Or you can just hit enter twice if you don't want any password.
How To Block Any Website Without Any Software
.
Most of peoples use different softwares for blocking webs which also decrease computer.
One of the basic step to increase your computer speed is that do not install so much softwares in your computer because it will increase your running applications and also decrease your space in your hard derive.
So i always try to share those tips and tricks which does not need to install
any software.
there are many software in market which are used to
block some sites but i am sharing a tips here. Use this tips to block your webs sites.
Follow these steps.
1. Goto start and then goto run
2. Then write there "C:\windows\system32\drivers\etc" without inverted commas you can also go there by opening My Computer then C drive> windows> system32> drivers> etc
3. In this folder you can see a
file with name "Host"
4. Open notepad and drop this file in it or open this file in notepad
5. Go down in this file you will see "127.0.0.1" local host or you may find this by pressing ctrl+f
6. Now do the final step just add the web site you want to block blow the 127.0.0.1
enjoy this trick and also tell your friends and also share it.!
Window Load Hone Se Pehle Koi Message Show Kerwai
Window Load Hone Se Pehle Koi Message Show kerwane kay Liye Iss Address Per Jaye!
START--RUN Ab Run Mein Ye Likhen REGEDIT Aur Ok kar Dain Ab Iss Address Per Jaye
HKEY LOCAL MACHINE--SOFTWARE--MICROSOFT--WINDOW--NT--CURRENT VERSION--WINLOGON
Ab Right Side Wale Khane Main Se LEGAL NOTICE CAPTION Per Double Click karain Aur Waha Per Koi Bhi Subject Type Karain Masal kay Tor Per Wahan Likhen WARNING Aur Ok kar Dain.
Us Kay Baad LEGAL NOTICE TEXT Per Double Click Karain Aur Wahan Apni Matloba Tahreer Likaen Aur Ok kar Dain.
Us Kay Baad PC Restart kar kay Daikhen kia Hota Hain.!
Save Your Data In A Picture
Sub Say Pehlay Ap Apna DATA Jis Ko Ap Tasveer Main Save Karna Chahte Hain Iss Ko Zip Main Save Karain Iss Kay Baad Ap My Computer Khol Kar Folder Option Main Say View Tab Main Jaye Aur Wahan Iss Option Ko "Hide extension For know File Type" Ko Uncheck Kar Dain Yani Iss Par Good Kay Nishan Ko Khatam Kar Dain.
Phir Ap Apni Iss Zip Ko Jis Main Ap Ne DATA Save Kiya Tha Iss Ko Rename Karen Aur Phir Jaha .Zip Likha Howa Han Waha Ap .JPG Likh Dain Aur Enter Press Kar Dain.
Lo Jee Apka Kaam Ho Giya Apka DATA Ab Tasveer Main Save HO Ga.
Aur Aik Baat Ap Ne Jis Jaga .JPG Likha Han Waha Ap .avi Bhi Likh Sakte Hain Iss Say Apka DATA Ab Video Main Save Ho Jaye Ga.!
Set Your Picture In Windows Media Player
.
Just Follow The STEPS Given
Below Copy Your Picture To A MP3
Folder
Change Its Name To
"Folder.jpg"
Open A MP3 In Windows Media
Player And Right-Click On Play Window
Select Album Art From The List
Done.!
BY UU TRICKS
Saturday, 6 December 2014
Husband & Wife Most Funny Jokes 2015
Biwi (shohar se): Mai ghar chor kar ja rahi hun.
Shohar(ghusse se): Jaan choro.
Biwi: Yeh aap ki Jaan kehne ki aadat bhi naa mujhe hamesha rok leti hai.
Husband wife dinner ke liye gaye, hotel mai 1 larki ne husband ko hello kaha.
Wife(ghusse se): Kon thi yeh?
Husband: Tum please mera dimagh kharab na karo, abhi us ko bhi batana hai
ke tum kon ho
Main ne tumhain baghair dekhe shadi kr li.
Shohar: Aur meri sharafat dekho,
Main ne dekh kar bhi inkar ni kiya..
Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola:
Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai.
Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur Boli Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti
k sahab dosray sahab se: Bhai ye khushiyan kiya hoti hen?
Dosray sahab: Pata nahi bhai, meri to kum umar me hi shadi ho gaii thi.
Husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense it's only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.
Position of husband is like a split A.C.
No matter how loud he is outside,
but inside the house,
he is designed to remain
silent, cool & controlled by remote.
2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (701 votes, average: 3.94 out of 5)
Husband texts to wife on cell..
"Hi,what r u doing Darling?"
Wife: I'm dying..!
Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"
Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.."
Husband: "Bloody English Language!
A Husband said to his wife One day
"I don't know how you can be so stupid
&
so beautiful all at the same time"
The wife responded ,
"Allow me to explain,
God made me beautiful
so you would be attracted to me ;
God made me stupid
so I would be attracted to you !"
Faraz Funny SMS 2015
Wo aaj maira naam tak bhool gayi "Faraz"
.
.
Jo kahti thi "kundi na karhka, SONYA seedha andar aa"
Hum tu England mai chanda jama kar rahy thay "Faraz"
.
.
Unhon ne Match Fixing ka ilzaam laga dia
Yai kah kar India ne Pakistan ka pani khol dia "Faraz"
.
.
Ke hum Larki ke susraal ka pani nai pia karte
Mairi doston ki pehchan itni mushkil nahi "Faraz"
.
.
Wo sab say agay hotay hain jahan chawal taqseem hotay hain
Mairi pairon talay zameen nikal gayi "Faraz"
.
.
Jab Girl Friend ne kaha "Rs. 50 ka load tu karwa do"
Wo roz roz kahti ke mujhe apni tasweer MMS kardo
.
.
Koi Ja ke unse kah day mera pas simple Nokia 1202 set hai
Us ne apny Birthday par ye kah kar pareshan kardi "Faraz"
.
.
Koi Gift na lana bas 1 kilo cheeni kahen se leke lana
Hum ne apne lie Ambulance ka bandobast kar lia "Faraz"
.
.
Suna hai B.A ka result any wala hia
Us kahna ke aj mai boht khush hon "Faraz"
.
.
Pichli Sardiyon ki Jacket Nikali tu jaib se 100 rupey neklay
En sardiyon mai romance acha nahi "Faraz"
.
.
Geezar tera kharab hai kuch tu khayal kar
.
.
Jo kahti thi "kundi na karhka, SONYA seedha andar aa"
Hum tu England mai chanda jama kar rahy thay "Faraz"
.
.
Unhon ne Match Fixing ka ilzaam laga dia
Yai kah kar India ne Pakistan ka pani khol dia "Faraz"
.
.
Ke hum Larki ke susraal ka pani nai pia karte
Mairi doston ki pehchan itni mushkil nahi "Faraz"
.
.
Wo sab say agay hotay hain jahan chawal taqseem hotay hain
Mairi pairon talay zameen nikal gayi "Faraz"
.
.
Jab Girl Friend ne kaha "Rs. 50 ka load tu karwa do"
Wo roz roz kahti ke mujhe apni tasweer MMS kardo
.
.
Koi Ja ke unse kah day mera pas simple Nokia 1202 set hai
Us ne apny Birthday par ye kah kar pareshan kardi "Faraz"
.
.
Koi Gift na lana bas 1 kilo cheeni kahen se leke lana
Hum ne apne lie Ambulance ka bandobast kar lia "Faraz"
.
.
Suna hai B.A ka result any wala hia
Us kahna ke aj mai boht khush hon "Faraz"
.
.
Pichli Sardiyon ki Jacket Nikali tu jaib se 100 rupey neklay
En sardiyon mai romance acha nahi "Faraz"
.
.
Geezar tera kharab hai kuch tu khayal kar
Sardar funny Jokes 2015
Teacher: Es mohawary ko Jumlay mai estimal karo
"Mun mai pani ana"
.
Sardar Student: Jese hi mai ne nal ko mun se lag kar nal chalo kia tu mere mun mai pani agia
Sardar ko Gali mai 100 rupey ka note mela
Note ke oper lekha tha "EID MUBARAK"
.
Sardar ne idhar udhar dekha,
owr Note Jaib mai rakthy howe bola
"KHAIR MUBARAK"
Sardar to Son: Ja Puttar ek glass pani le ke aa
Son: Sorry abba mai nahi ja sakda
2nd Son: Abba ae te hai e chawal, to aap le ke aa
Sardar darakht pe ulta latka howa tha
.
Friend: Tu darakht pe kion latka hai?
.
Sardar: Sar dard ki goli khayi hai kahen pait mai na chali jaye
Sardar ankhain band karky Ayena (mirror) ke samny khara hogia
.
Bewi ne pocha; Yai kia kar rahy ho?
.
Sardar: Daikh raha ke mai sotay howe kesa lagta hon
Sardar was painting his room
.
Us ne Chat ko paint karkay
Diwaron par likha
"SAME AS ABOVE"
Sardar and his wife applied in court for Divorce
Judge: How will you divide, you have 3 kids.
.
Sardar:ok, we should next year !
Police: Tumhari wife ghum howi to tum ne Police ko kion nahi bataya?
.
Saradar: O Jee pahly scooter ghum howa tha to police ne 20 din chala ke wapis ki thi.
Sardar to Wife: Light nahi hai tu phankh tu chala do
.
Wife: Akhir sardar hi ho na, aqal tu hai hi nahi, phanka chalayenge tu moom-batti bujh jayegi
Hitlar during Speech: Mairi dictionary mai IMPOSSIBLE ka lafz nahi
.
Sardar Uth ke bola: tay mama waikh ke laini ci na Dictionary!
"Mun mai pani ana"
.
Sardar Student: Jese hi mai ne nal ko mun se lag kar nal chalo kia tu mere mun mai pani agia
Sardar ko Gali mai 100 rupey ka note mela
Note ke oper lekha tha "EID MUBARAK"
.
Sardar ne idhar udhar dekha,
owr Note Jaib mai rakthy howe bola
"KHAIR MUBARAK"
Sardar to Son: Ja Puttar ek glass pani le ke aa
Son: Sorry abba mai nahi ja sakda
2nd Son: Abba ae te hai e chawal, to aap le ke aa
Sardar darakht pe ulta latka howa tha
.
Friend: Tu darakht pe kion latka hai?
.
Sardar: Sar dard ki goli khayi hai kahen pait mai na chali jaye
Sardar ankhain band karky Ayena (mirror) ke samny khara hogia
.
Bewi ne pocha; Yai kia kar rahy ho?
.
Sardar: Daikh raha ke mai sotay howe kesa lagta hon
Sardar was painting his room
.
Us ne Chat ko paint karkay
Diwaron par likha
"SAME AS ABOVE"
Sardar and his wife applied in court for Divorce
Judge: How will you divide, you have 3 kids.
.
Sardar:ok, we should next year !
Police: Tumhari wife ghum howi to tum ne Police ko kion nahi bataya?
.
Saradar: O Jee pahly scooter ghum howa tha to police ne 20 din chala ke wapis ki thi.
Sardar to Wife: Light nahi hai tu phankh tu chala do
.
Wife: Akhir sardar hi ho na, aqal tu hai hi nahi, phanka chalayenge tu moom-batti bujh jayegi
Hitlar during Speech: Mairi dictionary mai IMPOSSIBLE ka lafz nahi
.
Sardar Uth ke bola: tay mama waikh ke laini ci na Dictionary!
Pathan Funny Jokes 2015
1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.
.
Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.
.
Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga
Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai
.
Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata
1 Pathan Namaz parh raha tha
.
To dosra usky bare mai kesi ko bata raha tha ke yai boht Namazi owr naik banda hai.
.
Pathan Namaz thor kar bola:
Es ko bolo ke "hum ne Haj bhi kia hai"
Pathan: Aaj mai bus ke peche bhagty howe ghar tak aya hon, owr karaye ke 20 rupey bhi bacha leye.
.
2nd Pathan: Tum boht bewakof ho, Rekshe ke peche bhagty tu 80 rupey bach jaty
Teacher: Es mohawary ko estimal karo "mun mai pani aana"
.
Pathan Student: Jaisy hi mai ne Nal ko mun laga ke Nal chalu kia, tu mairy mun mai pani agia
Ques: Agar dunia mai bejli nahi hoti tu TV kesay daikhty?
.
Pathan: Mom-batti jala ke !
Pathan: Raat ko 1 admi ne Chaku dekha kar loot lia
.
Dost: Lekin tumhare pas tu hamaisha PISTOL hoti hai na
.
Pathan: Wo mai ne chupa di warna wo bhi le jata
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Pathan 2 Shopkeeper: 1 Kala bulb daina !
Shopkeeper: Kaalay buld ka kia karna hai?
.
Pathan: Dopehr mai sonay ke lie andhair karna hai
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Qatil: Try karo ke umar qaid ho jaye maga saza-e-mot na hojay
.
Pathan Lawyer: Tum fikar mat karo
.
After Case
Qatil: Kya howa?
Pathan: Boht mushkil se umar qaid howi, warna adalat tu reha kar rahi thi
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Pathan 2 shopkeeper: Bhai sahb 1 rupia ka Easy Load kardo
.
Shopkeeper: 1 rupey ke load se kesi ko call karni hai ya msg?
.
Pathan: Karna tu kuch bhi nahi,
Bus aisy hi paisy urany ki adat hai
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Teacher to Pathan: Tum ne home-work kion nahi kia?
.
.
Pathan: Sir hum hostel mai rehta hai
.
Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.
.
Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga
Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai
.
Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata
1 Pathan Namaz parh raha tha
.
To dosra usky bare mai kesi ko bata raha tha ke yai boht Namazi owr naik banda hai.
.
Pathan Namaz thor kar bola:
Es ko bolo ke "hum ne Haj bhi kia hai"
Pathan: Aaj mai bus ke peche bhagty howe ghar tak aya hon, owr karaye ke 20 rupey bhi bacha leye.
.
2nd Pathan: Tum boht bewakof ho, Rekshe ke peche bhagty tu 80 rupey bach jaty
Teacher: Es mohawary ko estimal karo "mun mai pani aana"
.
Pathan Student: Jaisy hi mai ne Nal ko mun laga ke Nal chalu kia, tu mairy mun mai pani agia
Ques: Agar dunia mai bejli nahi hoti tu TV kesay daikhty?
.
Pathan: Mom-batti jala ke !
Pathan: Raat ko 1 admi ne Chaku dekha kar loot lia
.
Dost: Lekin tumhare pas tu hamaisha PISTOL hoti hai na
.
Pathan: Wo mai ne chupa di warna wo bhi le jata
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Pathan 2 Shopkeeper: 1 Kala bulb daina !
Shopkeeper: Kaalay buld ka kia karna hai?
.
Pathan: Dopehr mai sonay ke lie andhair karna hai
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Qatil: Try karo ke umar qaid ho jaye maga saza-e-mot na hojay
.
Pathan Lawyer: Tum fikar mat karo
.
After Case
Qatil: Kya howa?
Pathan: Boht mushkil se umar qaid howi, warna adalat tu reha kar rahi thi
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Pathan 2 shopkeeper: Bhai sahb 1 rupia ka Easy Load kardo
.
Shopkeeper: 1 rupey ke load se kesi ko call karni hai ya msg?
.
Pathan: Karna tu kuch bhi nahi,
Bus aisy hi paisy urany ki adat hai
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Teacher to Pathan: Tum ne home-work kion nahi kia?
.
.
Pathan: Sir hum hostel mai rehta hai
Birthday Jokes/SMS 2015
I wish you a warm hearted "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" & pray for you that your all dreams may be fulfilled in this NEW YEAR of your life for which you dreamt till now and so that I can see you smiling always.
"Happy Birthday"
iiiii
|^^^^^|
|^^^^^^^^|
[***********]
==============
I am sending you a cake and candles on it, just for your birthday
Have a Wonderful Birthday
""Happy Birthday"""
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
One day sky was crying
I asked him, "why are you crying?"
He told me "I have lost my STAR today"
It was the day when you were born
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A great answer by a philosopher to a question
"Define Birthday"
Answer: The only day when you cried and your mother was smiling to see you.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY...
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
It is your "birthday" today, the day you stepped into this world, the day when God sent a friend like you for me, I am happy to have you my friend.. I wish you heart-felt "HAPPY Birth Day" and pray that you live prosperous life.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Today you are going to start a NEY YEAR of your life. I am sending you this SMS to spread smiles on your face today because this first day will have impact on your whole new year to share love and sympathies.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY to You
.-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
HAAPPYY BAARTHDAY To You
I am sending you a Birthday Chocolate, do eat it because it your birth day gift
__
|__|__
|__|__|
|__|__|
|__|__|
This "Dairy Milk Chocolate" is Specially for you
Sorry, Thori Si Kha li hay
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Clock Strikes 12 O'clock, and new day starts
Let me have opportunity to tell you
That you have grown one year more
And I am the first person to wish you your birthday
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I am sending you my best wishes in the form of words in this SMS
On the special Occasion of your Birthday
Accept my wishes on this occasion and prays for your success
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
It is day of CAKE and CANDLES
SNOW and SONGS
DECORATION and CELEBRATION
LAUGHTERS and LOVE
Because it is you BIRTHDAY
I am here to become part of your birthday and to wish
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY"
"Happy Birthday"
iiiii
|^^^^^|
|^^^^^^^^|
[***********]
==============
I am sending you a cake and candles on it, just for your birthday
Have a Wonderful Birthday
""Happy Birthday"""
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
One day sky was crying
I asked him, "why are you crying?"
He told me "I have lost my STAR today"
It was the day when you were born
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A great answer by a philosopher to a question
"Define Birthday"
Answer: The only day when you cried and your mother was smiling to see you.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY...
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
It is your "birthday" today, the day you stepped into this world, the day when God sent a friend like you for me, I am happy to have you my friend.. I wish you heart-felt "HAPPY Birth Day" and pray that you live prosperous life.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Today you are going to start a NEY YEAR of your life. I am sending you this SMS to spread smiles on your face today because this first day will have impact on your whole new year to share love and sympathies.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY to You
.-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
HAAPPYY BAARTHDAY To You
I am sending you a Birthday Chocolate, do eat it because it your birth day gift
__
|__|__
|__|__|
|__|__|
|__|__|
This "Dairy Milk Chocolate" is Specially for you
Sorry, Thori Si Kha li hay
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Clock Strikes 12 O'clock, and new day starts
Let me have opportunity to tell you
That you have grown one year more
And I am the first person to wish you your birthday
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I am sending you my best wishes in the form of words in this SMS
On the special Occasion of your Birthday
Accept my wishes on this occasion and prays for your success
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
It is day of CAKE and CANDLES
SNOW and SONGS
DECORATION and CELEBRATION
LAUGHTERS and LOVE
Because it is you BIRTHDAY
I am here to become part of your birthday and to wish
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY"
Students Funny Jokes 2015
The most funniest situation in student's life: . When we have no idea what to write in paper and supervisor comes and say "wind up your papers" ________________________________________________________________________________________________
Teacher: Change this sentence into Future Tense, "I killed a person" . Student: The Future tense is "You will go to a jail" _________________________________________________________________________________________________
Three reasons to give Exams . 1- You can spend 3 hours in self-medication 2- You can complete your sleep 3- You can see your teacher being bore who normally bores you _________________________________________________________________________________________________ 1
student ne MBA ka form bharty howe 'Watchman' se pocha: Janab ye university kaisi hai? . Watchman: Boht achi university hai, Mai ne bhi yahan se MBA kia hai. _________________________________________________________________________________________________
An interesting statement written above wall-clock in Examination Hall . "Time will pass, But will you…….??" "The life is so short even to complete your sleep, I wonder how people find to study" . (William kaamchor ) _________________________________________________________________________________________________
Father to son: How did you write your exam? . Son: They had asked questions which I didn't know, so I wrote answer which they will not know _________________________________________________________________________________________________
Teacher: JAWANI owr BURHAPAY mai kia farq hota hai? . Student: JAWANI mai mobile mai HASEENO ke numbers hotay hai, owr BURHAPAY mai HAKEEMO ke _________________________________________________________________________________________________
"Thousands of words of a teacher don't hurt but silence of a friend in examination hall brings tears into eyes" . (William Cheater) _________________________________________________________________________________________________
Miss: Aaj tum late kion aye ho? School 7 baje shuru hota hay, itni dair kion ki? . Kid: Miss ap mairi itni fikar mat kia karain, log shak karty hain
Teacher: Change this sentence into Future Tense, "I killed a person" . Student: The Future tense is "You will go to a jail" _________________________________________________________________________________________________
Three reasons to give Exams . 1- You can spend 3 hours in self-medication 2- You can complete your sleep 3- You can see your teacher being bore who normally bores you _________________________________________________________________________________________________ 1
student ne MBA ka form bharty howe 'Watchman' se pocha: Janab ye university kaisi hai? . Watchman: Boht achi university hai, Mai ne bhi yahan se MBA kia hai. _________________________________________________________________________________________________
An interesting statement written above wall-clock in Examination Hall . "Time will pass, But will you…….??" "The life is so short even to complete your sleep, I wonder how people find to study" . (William kaamchor ) _________________________________________________________________________________________________
Father to son: How did you write your exam? . Son: They had asked questions which I didn't know, so I wrote answer which they will not know _________________________________________________________________________________________________
Teacher: JAWANI owr BURHAPAY mai kia farq hota hai? . Student: JAWANI mai mobile mai HASEENO ke numbers hotay hai, owr BURHAPAY mai HAKEEMO ke _________________________________________________________________________________________________
"Thousands of words of a teacher don't hurt but silence of a friend in examination hall brings tears into eyes" . (William Cheater) _________________________________________________________________________________________________
Miss: Aaj tum late kion aye ho? School 7 baje shuru hota hay, itni dair kion ki? . Kid: Miss ap mairi itni fikar mat kia karain, log shak karty hain
Urdu Funny Jokes 2015
Teacher: Tum late kion aye ho?
Student: Ammi Abbu lar rahy thay eslie
Teacher:Wo lar rahay thay tu tum kion late aye
Student: Mera ek joota ammi ke pas tha owr ek abbu ke pas
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Boy 1: Larkion ko "I love you" bolny ki sab se achi jagah konsi hai?
Boy 2: Daata Darbar Boy 1: Kion ??
.
Boy 2: Kionky wahan larkiyon ne chapal nahi pehni hoti
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Doctor owr Allah ko khabi naraz mat karna
Kionke jab Allah naraz hota hai, tu wo Doctor ke pas bhej daita hai
Owr jab Doctor naraz hota hai, tu wo Allah ke pas bhej daita hai
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ek admi ne zindagi se tang aa kar kaha "Es zindagi se tu Mout achi hai"
.
Ek dam farishta aya owr bola ke "mai tumhy lainy ayah on"
.
Admi bola: Lo ab insaan mazak bhi nai kar sakta
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Husband to wife: Did you have any boyfriend before our marriage?
Wife remained silent for some time…
Husband: mai es khamoshi ko kia samjhon??
Wife: Abhy gin ne tu dey..:)
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Larki apni Dadi se: Main school nahi jawongi. Rasty main larkay chairty hain . DADI:Bahany mat banawo, mai bhi usi raste se roz bazar jati hon, Mujhe to koi nahi chairta Shadi k Dosre Din Baiti apni maa Se: Aaj mairi Unse Larayi Hogayi . Maa: Baita Shadi mai Jhagry tu Hotay Rehty hain, koi baat nahi . Baiti: Wo tu Theek hai Par Ab Laash ka kia karain?
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Larki ek Baba Jee se: Baba jee mere lie dua Karen ke meri shadi kesi samajdar admi se hojaye . Baba Jee: Ghar chali ja baiti, Samajdar admi khabi shadi nahi karta
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Girl: Doctor sahib mairy boyfriend ko andar bhula lejeye .
Doctor: Trust me mai shareef admi ho…. .
Girl: Nahi Doctor Sahib, apki nurse bahir akeli hai, owr maira boyfriend shareef nahi hai
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Doctor: Bachy ko pani dainy se pahle ubaal lia karain .
Sardar: Wo tu teekh hai lekin Ubaalny se Bacha mar tu nahi jayega??
Student: Ammi Abbu lar rahy thay eslie
Teacher:Wo lar rahay thay tu tum kion late aye
Student: Mera ek joota ammi ke pas tha owr ek abbu ke pas
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Boy 1: Larkion ko "I love you" bolny ki sab se achi jagah konsi hai?
Boy 2: Daata Darbar Boy 1: Kion ??
.
Boy 2: Kionky wahan larkiyon ne chapal nahi pehni hoti
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Doctor owr Allah ko khabi naraz mat karna
Kionke jab Allah naraz hota hai, tu wo Doctor ke pas bhej daita hai
Owr jab Doctor naraz hota hai, tu wo Allah ke pas bhej daita hai
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ek admi ne zindagi se tang aa kar kaha "Es zindagi se tu Mout achi hai"
.
Ek dam farishta aya owr bola ke "mai tumhy lainy ayah on"
.
Admi bola: Lo ab insaan mazak bhi nai kar sakta
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Husband to wife: Did you have any boyfriend before our marriage?
Wife remained silent for some time…
Husband: mai es khamoshi ko kia samjhon??
Wife: Abhy gin ne tu dey..:)
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Larki apni Dadi se: Main school nahi jawongi. Rasty main larkay chairty hain . DADI:Bahany mat banawo, mai bhi usi raste se roz bazar jati hon, Mujhe to koi nahi chairta Shadi k Dosre Din Baiti apni maa Se: Aaj mairi Unse Larayi Hogayi . Maa: Baita Shadi mai Jhagry tu Hotay Rehty hain, koi baat nahi . Baiti: Wo tu Theek hai Par Ab Laash ka kia karain?
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Larki ek Baba Jee se: Baba jee mere lie dua Karen ke meri shadi kesi samajdar admi se hojaye . Baba Jee: Ghar chali ja baiti, Samajdar admi khabi shadi nahi karta
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Girl: Doctor sahib mairy boyfriend ko andar bhula lejeye .
Doctor: Trust me mai shareef admi ho…. .
Girl: Nahi Doctor Sahib, apki nurse bahir akeli hai, owr maira boyfriend shareef nahi hai
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Doctor: Bachy ko pani dainy se pahle ubaal lia karain .
Sardar: Wo tu teekh hai lekin Ubaalny se Bacha mar tu nahi jayega??
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)