Saturday, 6 December 2014

Faraz Funny SMS 2015

Wo aaj maira naam tak bhool gayi "Faraz"
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Jo kahti thi "kundi na karhka, SONYA seedha andar aa"


Hum tu England mai chanda jama kar rahy thay "Faraz"
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Unhon ne Match Fixing ka ilzaam laga dia



Yai kah kar India ne Pakistan ka pani khol dia "Faraz"
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Ke hum Larki ke susraal ka pani nai pia karte

Mairi doston ki pehchan itni mushkil nahi "Faraz"
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Wo sab say agay hotay hain jahan chawal taqseem hotay hain



Mairi pairon talay zameen nikal gayi "Faraz"
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Jab Girl Friend ne kaha "Rs. 50 ka load tu karwa do"



Wo roz roz kahti ke mujhe apni tasweer MMS kardo
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Koi Ja ke unse kah day mera pas simple Nokia 1202 set hai



Us ne apny Birthday par ye kah kar pareshan kardi "Faraz"
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Koi Gift na lana bas 1 kilo cheeni kahen se leke lana

Hum ne apne lie Ambulance ka bandobast kar lia "Faraz"
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Suna hai B.A ka result any wala hia



Us kahna ke aj mai boht khush hon "Faraz"
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Pichli Sardiyon ki Jacket Nikali tu jaib se 100 rupey neklay

En sardiyon mai romance acha nahi "Faraz"
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Geezar tera kharab hai kuch tu khayal kar

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