Husband & Wife Most Funny Jokes 2015

Biwi (shohar se): Mai ghar chor kar ja rahi hun.

Shohar(ghusse se): Jaan choro.

Biwi: Yeh aap ki Jaan kehne ki aadat bhi naa mujhe hamesha rok leti hai.



Husband wife dinner ke liye gaye, hotel mai 1 larki ne husband ko hello kaha.

Wife(ghusse se): Kon thi yeh?

Husband: Tum please mera dimagh kharab na karo, abhi us ko bhi batana hai

ke tum kon ho





Main ne tumhain baghair dekhe shadi kr li.



Shohar: Aur meri sharafat dekho,



Main ne dekh kar bhi inkar ni kiya..





Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola:

Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai.

Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur Boli Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti



k sahab dosray sahab se: Bhai ye khushiyan kiya hoti hen?

Dosray sahab: Pata nahi bhai, meri to kum umar me hi shadi ho gaii thi.





Husband:u will never succeed

in making that dog obey u!

Wife:Nonsense it's only a matter of patience,

I had a lot of trouble with u at first.







Position of husband is like a split A.C.

No matter how loud he is outside,

but inside the house,

he is designed to remain

silent, cool & controlled by remote.







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Husband texts to wife on cell..



"Hi,what r u doing Darling?"



Wife: I'm dying..!



Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"



Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.."



Husband: "Bloody English Language!











A Husband said to his wife One day



"I don't know how you can be so stupid

&

so beautiful all at the same time"



The wife responded ,

"Allow me to explain,

God made me beautiful

so you would be attracted to me ;



God made me stupid

so I would be attracted to you !"